Below The Fold

A long time ago, I conceived the Elderbelt. The Elderbelt is a belt worn by the elderly that detects any sudden changes in physical attitude or altitude and reacts by discharging an airbag. Broken hips, begone!

Well, it seems it was yet another idea I should have patented, because a version is on its way to the marketplace. My string of great inventions continues, as does my string of other people inventing them.