Below The Fold

Amy was in tears all morning. To be honest, I was fighting them back on occasion myself. So when she asked me if she should keep her tee time with Kathy and Gina, I said yes. She needed to try and get her mind off of the helplessness for a little bit. Get some sun [...]

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My dog is missing. Please help me find her.

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Amy’s mom is moving out here. Yesterday, she unloaded all of her belongings into a storage space in Aurora, 1,000 miles away from the town house in Bartlett, Illinois, where she’s lived for more than 30 years. A few things didn’t end up in the storage space though, and one of those was a doll [...]

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Dear Jacques Chirac, Pope Benedict and ESPECIALLY Iranian President Asshat Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
Please go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
People of Israel

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Senator Ted Stevens may well be the stupidist politician ever. Ever. EVER.
“Your speech was so poor that we are all stupider for having listened to it. At no point in your rambling did you even come close to an intelligent thought. I award you no points, may God have mercy on your soul.”

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