*(with all apologies to Sun Tzu, Joseph Heller, et al…)
1. Even if it looks like strawberry syrup and smells like strawberry syrup, it still tastes like shampoo.
2. Just because you learned to share doesn’t mean everyone else did.
3. The best way to eliminate an enemy is to make them a friend.
4. People have an astounding [...]
Entries from December 2004
*30 Years of Wisdom
December 3rd, 2004 · No Comments
Tags: Non Fiction